Friday Funnies

News is next on LeoTV. The first hospital in the US was opened in Pennsylvania on this day in 1752. Robert Fulton patented the steam boat in 1809. Nelson Mandela was freed in 1990.

Thomas Edison was born in 1847. Tina "Ginger" Louise was born in 1934.

  1. Carly Fiorina is out at Hewlett-Packard, saying she quit in a dispute with the board over the future direction of the company. The board's chair was quoted in the NY Times as saying "These things always seem precipitous when they occur. But the board has been deliberating the company's performance, and the C.E.O.'s performance, for quite some time." But don't cry for me Fiorina, Carly's getting a severance package worth $21.1 million. HP shares closed at 21.53 up nearly 7% on the news. When Fiorina started with HP in 1999 the stock price was over 40.
  2. The Motion Picture Association of America has taken over LokiTorrent. The bittorrent tracker site was attempting to raise money to fight the MPAA, but a court order shut it down yesterday. Even more chilling, the court ordered LokiTorrent to give the MPAA their domain and all the server logs. The site now features the threat, "You can click but you can't hide. Stealing movies leaves a trail. The only way not to get caught is to stop." Makes me want to steal a movie right now.
  3. Just in the nick of time, Philips has developed a way to fingerprint films so they can be tracked on P2P networks.
  4. The FCC has told cable companies that they needn't carry all the digital channels offered by local television stations. The shift to digital has made it possible for a single TV station to broadcast several shows at once, creating an issue for cable companies who don't have the benefit of the additional bandwidth.
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  6. FreeBSD is retiring its daemon logo. A public competition will be held to choose a replacement. Toy Story director John Lasseter created the earliest versions of the daemon - the current version is copyrighted by Marshall Kirk McKusick. I kinda like it, but then I like Underwood Deviled Ham, too.
  7. There's a big flaw in nearly all of Symantec's products on Windows, Macintosh, Linux, and AS400 systems and Brightmail clients. The flaw could allow an attacker to run arbitrary code on these systems. Symantec has patches so run LiveUpdate now.
  8. Temco is suing a web site that published hacks to its Xbox game Dead or Alive Xtreme Volleyball. The hack allowed users to strip the game's characters naked. And this hurts game sales how?

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